A Dear John Letter...

Dear Charter,

I wish I could say, "It's not you, it's me." But, alas, I can not. It is you. We have been together for 10 years. Lately (the last couple of years), you have not treated me with any respect, or shown any love towards me whatsoever. You act as if you do not want to be around me or even speak to me on the phone. You talk over me, are extremely short on the phone or you just plain hang up. Yes, I know you said you were 'transferring' me, but it seems that you always hang up. Perhaps some lessons in transferring may be in order, if that is truly what you were trying to do. I'm tired of your lies, never showing up when you said you would. Our relationship can not go on based on this. When you told me our 'connection' would need to be re-wired, were you trying to give me a hint? To me, it sounded like you wanted to continue our relationship, but yet again, you do not follow through.

Because of these reasons, our relationship must end. And to answer you question, I have found someone new. Someone that is pleasant on the phone, treats me with respect, and actually does what they say will do. Yes, I have begun a relationship with AT&T. We are extremely happy together.

I wish you no ill feelings, and do hope you can find happiness. But frankly, with your current attitude, it will not be easy. I will be returning your things REAL soon. Don't worry, we will return the modem directly to your corporate office. We plan on taking photographic evidence, so there is no miscommunication or mistake. You remember Atlanta, don't you? And yet, we stayed with you through that...

Have a nice day, I guess,
Terri